Why are there so few young people joining the tea party?

At our recent tea party meeting here in suburban Jackson Mississippi, we had a lot of people here, but there was very few youth here. Why? We played john wayne movies, talked about our complete, total disgust for anyone with pigmentation, we prayed to the sweet red blood of baby jesus christ, and reminised upon the good ol days here in the south, when we could slowly lynch someone high on live oak trees, and we could get away with it! What's not to like about the tea party? I want some youth in our group - we have Priests and Ministers who get very board when there are no 12 or 13 year olds for them to have sex with in the stalls.